Tastes like somebody stole my wallet

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amoying:

yogvrt:

what if swag was pronounced swaj

the swaj mahal

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casualfangirling:

sherlock says obviously more times than there are episodes of sherlock and i thnk that really says something

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tyleroakley:

samlansky:

This video — titled “LADY GAGA IN NEW YORK CITY (MAY 19 2013)” — is the best thing I’ve seen today.

Oh my GOD.

bigbigtruck:

“But women don’t like to look at porn, they only like to read written ero—”

[Softly places a finger to your lips]
[Crouches down and gives you a hug]
[Hands you a Chips Ahoy, ruffles your hair, gives you a pat and sends you back to the playground]

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tyleroakley:

Oklahoma Tornado Survivor Finds Missing Dog Mid-Interview

Rooney at the Variety Studio At Chivas House during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival.

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